I will do more exercise.
I will stop eating chocolate for breakfast and I will start taking pole lessons again.
I will tone my tummy and I will drink less wine.
I will swear less, drink less coffee and hoover at least twice a week.
I will stop turning our bedroom into a floordrobe and I will stop buying pointless numbers of high heels (although is there really such a thing?!)
I will try to be less grumpy, shave my legs before I start to resemble a yeti, stop taking everything so personally and organise my dvd shelf.
I will control my shopping problem, walk the dog when it's my turn and stop leaving all the lights on when I go out.
I will remember to de-frost Luke's tea and wash up last nights bottles as soon as I get up.
I will reply to texts, see friends more and I will do the laundry before the basket starts to overflow.
I will clean my oven more often and change the cat litter before my kitchen starts to smell like it's going off...
Although now that I look at it all written down, it seems a little unrealistic. So I think my New Years resolution this year shall simply be this. To be the best mummy I possibly can, give cuddles when they are needed and make the most of my little boy. And if we're both still alive at the end of the year, then I will have done a pretty great job. I'm sure clean laundry and shaved legs are hugely over rated anyway...
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!